FOR REASONS BEYOND MY COMPREHENSION, WOMEN WANT MEN. AS OF SUCH, I KEEP GETTING ASKED THE MIND-BOGGLING QUESTION, "HOW DO I GET THIS GUY?" WELL, A RATHER NICE GIRL ASKED ME THIS, EVEN AFTER MY EXPLAINING HOW SHE’S BETTER OFF WITHOUT A GUY. SO I FIGURED, WHILE I DON’T APPROVE OF ANY GODDESS LOWERING HERSELF TO THE LEVELS REQUIRED TO GAIN A MAN, I MIGHT AS WELL ANSWER THE QUESTION FINALLY

There are three kinds of men. The Horny, The Shy, and The Neutral. While there are exceptions in each case to make each man unique, when it comes down to it, once you get your target - man into one of these three categories, you can use the appropriate strategy and increase your odds of getting the man in question to choose you for whatever horrible things he intends to do with women!!

When your target is ‘Horny’ variety of men, the three letter word is always on the top of their minds. When dealing with such single minded adversary, you can use an equally single minded strategy; act naughty, if the man in question just wants to get into the act, then just do everything you can to let him know you too are game. Talking is optional. If you must speak, lace every statement you make with multiple sassy innuendos.

I am personally greatly confused as to why any woman would want to be with a man that falls under the horny category, but if you insist on trying, it really is that simple. Act sassy, look sexy, and maybe he’ll decide you’re perfect person to fulfil his desires. Just don’t be surprised if he starts taking you for granted.

P.S...Believe me, these men exist .... And how!

The "shy" are the practical opposite of the horny. The shy are still men and as of such, they still have sex drive that does weigh rather heavily into thought patterns. But these men have either a very large conscious, or very small sense of self worth that causes them to speak rarely, even more rarely exhibit any sign of sexual prowess.