Recently 1 met my old classmate Asoka at dinner
at the home of a mutual friend.
Since it has been well over twenty years since
last we met, Asoka and 1 had a lot to catch up on. So we were in
deep conversation, reminiscing about old friends and long
remembered incidents from years gone by, when one of the other
guests came up to us to poke her sticky beak into our
discussion.
"Ah" she said, "I see you have caught up with
each other after a long time. SO what are you two talking so
much about, like long lost bosom pals?"
Without batting an eyelid, Asoka turned to her
and replied "About long lost bosoms".
As a master of the quick one line put-downer,
Asoka has no equal. Age and the passage of time have certainly
not dulled that scintillating wit of his schooldays.
As a schoolboy 1 remember him as an avid reader.
To his parents- and teachers dismay, however, he utilised his
sharp brain and his facility with the English language to read,
mark and inwardly’ digest not the prescribed textbooks, but all
that was good in English literature. Early in his upper school
career he had decided that he would not study what he was not
interested in. Consequently he became a regular visitor to the
British Council and the American Centre, devouring library books
when he was supposed to be cramming Botany and Physics and
Chemistry. Needless to say, when his 0 Level results came, he
had got distinctions in English, Sinhalese and English
literature - and either failed or barely passed in everything
else.
He used to read with great enjoyment the short
stories of 0. Henry and Saki, the novels of A. J. Cronin and
Paul Conrad - and (when the rest of us in class used to find
even the comics or Lamb’s Tales of Shakespeare’s stories heavy
going) he would occasionally read an original Shakespeare play
for pleasure. And although he came from a respected Catholic
family he prudently avoided going to church — the only Catholic
priests he kept in close contact with were characters like
Giovanni Guareschi’s Don Camillo and G. K. Chesterton’s Father
Brown.
Of course it must be admitted that Asoka was not
what one would call a bookish nerd, because he was a rugby
player of no mean repute and played for our school first fifteen
for a couple of years. The difference was that, at a time when
most of us rugby players considered the Subhasithaya a series of
verses to be memorised without understanding and recited only to
get marks at examinations, and looked on Shakespeare as a boring
writer who had no idea of contemporary English, his plays a
necessary evil to be mugged up to pass 0 Level English, Asoka
could quote with ease from both Shakespeare and the Subhasathiya.
He could lift 150 pound barbells in our school gym and discuss
weight training schedules with the class thugs one day, and the
next day he would be carrying on an interesting conversation
about Paul Scott’s or Rumer Godden’s novels with the bookworms
in our class.
In school 1 used to constantly be impressed by
Asoka’s memory, how he could store up in his brain lines that he
had read and come up with them at the appropriate moment.
1 asked Asoka if still read as voraciously as he
used to and whether he could still quote from memory as he did
in days of yore, when words of learned length and thundering
sound would amaze our gazing classmates gathered round.
"Definitely" he replied. "Let me quote some
lines from Tennyson with which old fellows like us can empathise:
‘Tho’ much is taken, much abides; and tho’
We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are; One equal
temper of heroic hearts, Made weak by time and fate, but strong
in will To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. ’
"Of course" he admitted ruefully, ‘I can still
remember all these things. But 1 now have difficulty recalling
simple things like where 1 left my glasses - or whether 1
remembered to pay last month’s light bill."