Book Review: "I AM MODERN
MAN - POETRY" by Carl Muller.
Publisher: Sarasavi Publishers, Nugegoda.
First Edition, 2007.
143 pages - Price: Rs. 300. 00By Alistair Toussaint

It has been said many times before. Carl Muller seems to be
riding some sort of literary switchback and one can never feel
confident that this is a writer who can be depended on to offer
his readers work that is markedly his. He is a chameleon. One
never knows what he will come up with next; and yet, he is one
of the most entertaining writers we have today, prolific,
exceptionally brilliant and ready to take on anything and
everything. To qualify this further, I wonder, is he a genius or
a maniac, or both? That's an uncomfortable thought, but it
lingers.
As the blurb at the back of this book says: "(he) gives us
this new collection that is positively brutal in its
presentation. He has seemingly whipped the traders out of the
temple in forcing this modem age to look at itself..."
A new collection that I would call poems of castigation, and
in his introduction, Muller states: 'We face, today, a devouring
fire - a worldwide phenomenon of carnage and communal violence;
a steady and general deterioration in the quality of life,
primarily because of suspicion, fear and hatred. Also, there are
economic disparities, injustices and worsening environmental
conditions.
"... we have international terrorism, insurgency and
militancy that has deranged our planet's equilibrium, There is
genocide and ethnic cleansing. Who is responsible? Where is
modem man heading? Can we hope to survive in today's
materialistic conception of life?
He then recalls the words of the Buddha: "Surely if living
creatures saw the results of all their evil deeds, they would
turn away from them in disgust."
And he says: "Mark well these words, then ask: 'Do we
actually turn away in disgust - or do we continue to pay a "Fear
Tax' or a - 'Terror Tax' so that our arsenals are piled high and
all productive pursuits abandoned?'
We have 26 pulsating poems. It is a literary rampage - a
stunning collection that has swept upon us like a pouncing wave,
denouncing this modem world for the muck-heap it really is!
It will be no easy task, attempting to deal with 26 poems,
but we do have a theme - a damning - indictment. The first in
this devil-may-care litany is titled "I am the man of today"
(pp, 11-13). 1 intend to extract, although one poem that is a
sort of freewheeling, finger-pointing, lightly-presented common
or garden affair that we are now so accustomed to deserves to be
reproduced in full. However, before I come to that, lets take
extracts that could send chills up your spine. In the first poem
we have these lines:
Yes, I am the proudest creature of today -
the man who has it all, devoid of conscience,
my leadership upheld. Do I not hold sway,
deceive and spread my virus of transigence?
This modem man is the Trinity: Corruption, Chaos and Craving!
In "Our Starship and its sorry crew" (pp14-16) we have:
The extremists polarize humanity,
defiant and prejudiced,
with their clownish posturings...
Sarasavi Publishers have taken the following extract for the
back cover of this book. It is from "This Age of Prejudice"
(pp 17-22):
Here stands the modem man who says
"I am a believer!"
and there the modem man who condemns
the faults of all others - and they go out
to kill each other, and one says:
"To deliver us from evil!" and the other, "
for the faith of our fathers!"
In 'What of this 'Better Half' (pp23-26) Muller takes
up the cudgels on behalf of women.
... even in the lands of the desert,
it must surely be known that the date palm
if female, with feminine truth
bears abundant fruit...
and the male stands valueless,
a barren palm,
unwanted on any farm!
There lies creative wisdom -
"When clerics control governments" (pp 26-34) is a
poem I earnestly demand must be read. Muller ends this with:
Modem man may claim to be
of this faith or that - but Victim to
a cacophony of religious dictates.
Where does he hear the voice of God?
In "Modern man and free will" (pp 35-45) Muller notes:
Considering the many faces of hatred, intolerance,
extremism and nationalism that has surfaced
in Sri Lanka, what could put it all right?
An atom bomb? No, not really - but something
has to be done to make us all unite
and pull this island out of the abyss it is now plunging
into!
I could go on and on. In "Violating the foundations of
belief " (pp 46-48) he tears into the suicide bombers. In "The
Muslim, the Jew, the Christian" (pp 49-53) he attacks racial
and religious prejudice. In "Prayers that call for death"
(pp 57-60) he rips into the imams who demand that their flock go
out and kill. "House of God and House of War" (pp 61-68
is superb in its construction. It amazes me to think that Muller
puts so much study into his work. He brings in the voice of
prophet Muhammad and then asks:
Are these misbegotten fanatics and fundamentalists
actually following the prophet?
Or are they the new prophets
with their books spattered with blood?
Muller tells of Hitler, Genghis Khan, Stalin, Pol Pot, the
Assassin Cult, the American Doomsday Machine, and the horrors of
nuclear war in "What the hell is all this for?" (pp
72-74):
The radioactive dust moves across the lands
Like ashen-faced death clouds...
Where will our governments be?
Oh, so safe in their underground bunkers...
And when they finally emerge
What Will they have to rule over?
Ah, their kingdoms of the dead!
Space compels me to ask that you read on, for Muller covers
everything, takes the world to the cleaners, so to say. More
disturbing is that he certainly knows what he is writing about.
Suddenly there is this queasy feeling that what we thought was a
overwrap that is big, scarlet, bright and wonderful, is in truth
the rags of a leper ... and Muller takes full responsibility for
his brutality and honesty. Let me now offer you the poem in full
that I promised:
OH LORD, ITS HARD TO BE HUMBLE (pp 54-56)
Look at me! Me, modem man!
Now I stand before you. Where will you find
a more upright man that I?
You vote for me ... and you will understand
my truest worth ... for no one can deny
my aim to serve, to make all your dreams
come true. I am your humble servant...
Think! Why do I spend the little
that I have? But I do not count the cost.
Now in the lists I stand. You send me
to the seats of government -
that's all I ask! for that is where
I will do you proud!
How many men have come and gone before,
wearing many hats and caps
of different colours, full of prejudice
and shouting out aloud.
And when you gave them your votes
what did they do? They promised you the sun
and the moon and the sky above!
Such corrupt, unfeeling men -
a motley crew that loved themselves!
No other did they love.
His band of thugs, his sycophants were pleased.
"Those stupid buggers ate out of your hand!"
He smiled. "I think my standing has increased."
"You're sure to win," they crowed,
"Your speech was grand!"
He rubbed his oily hands, "It won't be long,
once I am in, I know just what to do,
I'll screw this country, sing another song -
Five years is all I need, then say adieu.
If I can wrangle Ministry of Trade,
I'll make my pile - to hell with all the rest!
These stupid voters think they have it made:
let them wallow in the mud,
my way is best!
The modern scoundrel takes us for a ride,
he does it his way - we in disbelief
can only stare - he's stuffed and puffed with pride.
He conned us! Where is his promised relief?