1 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

"I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing

2 You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:

"He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising

3  You  see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say:

"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing

4  You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie,     you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you   open the door (of  the car)for her,     pick up her bag after she drops it,   offer her ride and then say: By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations

5  You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:   You are very rich! Can you marry me?" - That's Brand Recognition

6  You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

- That's Customer Feedback

7 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

 "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.

- That's demand and supply gap

8  You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before

you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?"    and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your market share

9 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say:  "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets