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R e s p o n s e s

She is fine to be the president of the janitorial association.
Patrick,
Nugegoda.

Does she know the meaning of the word ‘rape’? If so she’d better consult Monica.

Is she jealous that Sri Lanka done what they couldn’t do?
Hilda Gunawardana,
Rajagiriya.
 

According to Hillary probably Bill was raped too..!
Sandy
Rajagiriya
 

Human rights are the rights of people other than those suffering at the hands of the US-led forces.
Mohammed R.
Colombo

Ms Clinton's speeches are very educative; whenever she opens her mouth, I switch off the TV set and read a book.
Namel Rodrigo
Yakkala

I am a confirmed atheist but when I watch Hillary wag her tongue, I say, "God save America!"
Rex Karunaratne
Dambulla

Hillary Clinton is the best Secretary of State the US has ever had and I endorse all that she says. (I have applied for US visa!)
Anonymous
Colombo

America elected Obama President and the world rested but Obama appointed Hillary Secretary of State and the world has not rested ever since.
Mahinda R. L. N.
Kandy
 

My bet is she will be the next US President because at this rate President Obama will not survive her.
Anton
Trinco