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Dear readers, have yourselves heard.
Hit the apple with a pithy one-liner on the issue written on it and win a prize. Please make it short and to the point. Responses will be published daily from Monday to Friday, when the winner will be named.
Try to spare the head on which the apple rests but if you really want to do otherwise, so be it! However, we reserve the right to edit responses to keep them within the confines of decency and the law.
Entries may be sent to
Editor
The Island
223, Bloemendhal Road, Colombo 13
or
Fax: 2497543
or
prabath@unl.upali.lk
featureseditor@unl.upali.lk
webmaster@unl.upali.lk
Responses
He is the most independent man on earth; let’s appoint him the UN Secretary General.
Malinga Hewavitharana
Gampaha
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Our suffering is due to this Viking.
Rudra
Ampara
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Throw out Tissainayagam and throw in this man.
Mansoor M. J. K.
Kalutara
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Wily Viking with apple on his head had egg on his face
And he must resign from his post and avoid for Norway disgrace.
Wicky J
Colombo
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Tune in to Channel 4 to see the documentary on Mr. Facing-both-ways!
Mohamed Zahran
Colombo 3
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Solheim who sold his soul to terrorists for some votes in Olso.
Beatrice
Colombo
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I printed his face on my pin cushion and now many want to borrow it.
Ganga Perera
Colombo
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Ideal figure for target practice for the army.
Nava R.
Batticaloa
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LTTE’s patron with its media sponsor.
Najith Sundara
Bibile
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Why do monsters have baby faces?
Tharuka Dahanayake
Chilaw
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Quisling of the millennium who put Norway to shame
Sandya Weerasuriya
Colombo
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Shall we send Mervyn to Oslo?
Wijendra Antony
Colombo
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Hell has a special compartment reserved for him.
Dissanyaka
Maharagama
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Place for him is the Hague and not Oslo.
Sarada Wijenaike
Piliyandala
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Man, your name is shame and you ruined Norway’s reputation.
Wilfred T. Fernando
Kandy
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How much we missed you in Mullaitivu last May!
Bernie
Moratuwa
Winning Caption
I printed his face on my pin cushion and now many want to borrow it.
Ganga Perera
Colombo
