Political One-Liners say it all !



If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us honest candidates.


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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.


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Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.


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Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.


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Why pay money to have your family tree traced; just go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.


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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.


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Political  deal:  Stop telling lies about  me, I will stop telling the truth about  you.


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A politician is a  rascal  who will lay down your life for his country.


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Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.


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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it  is far  better to change the locks.


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  ....and the  joint winners are ....


   The problem with political jokes is that they get elected !.


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 Politics is said  to be the second-oldest profession as it bears a very close resemblance to the first.


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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